A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined
Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.
"hey man, I just flamented my exam." "Chuck just woke up and was totally flamented." "Lets get Flamented." " I think that spider just flamented the chicks away." " I heard julie got drunk and flamented all over the flamented place." I did my flamented best here.