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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

crucial ligament 

typically the word used to express excitement after fissure sniping someone from the forest picking mid in the game Heroes of Newerth.(Behemoth Carry)
Ryan "That fool just got the crucial ligament trying to snatch the rune."

Alec "No f'n way bro."

"Fissure snipe killed Dumbledore"
crucial ligament by Steve Muffly December 18, 2009
something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined
Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning
It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.
figment by Dani May 23, 2003
A writing website for teens. Not lame like Inkpop and fanfiction, though.
I posted my poem on figment and people are loving it
Flamented; Means nothing. Replace any noun with Flamented.
"hey man, I just flamented my exam." "Chuck just woke up and was totally flamented." "Lets get Flamented." " I think that spider just flamented the chicks away." " I heard julie got drunk and flamented all over the flamented place." I did my flamented best here.
Flamented by Mr. Ranim December 22, 2010