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frigment 

The correct way of saying Figment.
I am a FRIGMENT of your imagination.
frigment by ChefboyR2D August 24, 2016

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

fragment consider revising

The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)
User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.

Soul fragment 

(aka. shard, fragment or soul shard)

A part of someone's soul that's incarnated into another person, as well as contains their traits and knowledge.
(e.g: 'A goddess sent her soul fragment (clone of her spirit) to incarnate several mortals, in order to enslave them to do her bidding, in the mortal world, because she was too busy doing her godly business to do so herself').

Note: Each soul fragment can have a different aspect of its original body's personality or be from an alternate reality.

ceramics fragment 

"Ceramics fragment" is a "crackpot," a nutty person.
The ceramics fragments have been calling the talk radio program all afternoon.
ceramics fragment by Farfalla February 23, 2008

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."