flecktime

A wierd timeframe that noone can understand.
Basicly flecktime is a way of saying 'I'll get around to it when I feel like it' or 'Sorry, I cant do it right now, but I'll do it when I can'

Sorry, I cant do it right now, I'm still on flecktime.
You havent done it yet, what are you on flecktime?

by Oden184 March 28, 2007

Bela Fleck and the Flecktones

An incredibly talented jazz band incorporating traditional bluegrass and old time instrumentation. Their genre is somewhat hard to capture, and they often fall under categories such as jazz, classical, folk, or bluegrass. Bela Fleck is the focal musician on banjo.

Bela Fleck can shred that banjo. ummmm, yeah, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, rawk.

by jekkle June 19, 2006

FuckTime

FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.

Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...

For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!

Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!

So nice!

by Funny Moms September 17, 2016

Fecetime

The art of FaceTime-ing while pooping

Hey Paul, wanna FeceTime with me?

by MikeLaury August 15, 2016

FuckTime

Because Skype sex is so 2000-and-late. The savior of modern-day long distance relationships.

"Hey baby, got the room to myself for a couple hours, wanna FuckTime?"

by napsXfactsXsnacks June 19, 2015

faecetime

To use Facetime whilst directing brown traffic through ones chocolate speedway, to multitask, to drop the kids off at the pool while holding a smelly board meeting.

I'm busy manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemenation right now, I'll Faecetime you on my break!

by Deathmetalmechanic April 28, 2017

Flexitime

Work Flexitime or flextime is a job where employees can choose: When they start their workday when they end their workday and/or how long their break is.

I work flexitime.

I don't like working flexitime really...

by bruhisbruuuuuuuuuuh May 24, 2022