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Fucking + oldtimer =fucktimer; a clueless slow old irratating person who has no idea they are impeading traffic
"get out of the way you stupid fucktimer!"
Words you can keep
When you take four dicks to the face in the form of a cross
I went to a party and ended up getting fucktized last night
fucktized by Chicletsthegoose November 14, 2020

Fucktober 

Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.
Fucktober by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

Fucktober 

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!
Fucktober by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

Fucktimism 

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.
I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?
Fucktimism by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery
You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery
fuckwitery by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012

fucktometer 

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation
Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.
fucktometer by spicykal May 8, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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