FuckTime

FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.

Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...

For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!

Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!

So nice!

by Funny Moms September 17, 2016

FuckTime

Because Skype sex is so 2000-and-late. The savior of modern-day long distance relationships.

"Hey baby, got the room to myself for a couple hours, wanna FuckTime?"

by napsXfactsXsnacks June 19, 2015

fucktized

When you take four dicks to the face in the form of a cross

I went to a party and ended up getting fucktized last night

by Chicletsthegoose November 14, 2020

Fucktimism

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.

I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?

by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011

fucktometer

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation

Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.

by spicykal May 8, 2009

Fuckliment

1. The act of complimenting someone harshly, albeit truthfully (in said fuckliment-giver's eyes).
2. Attempting to compliment someone, but royally screwing it up in the process and making it sound like an unintentional insult.

Comes from combining the terms: Fuck-Up & Compliment

Person 1: "You don't look as fat as you did yesterday."
Person 2: "...Yeah, thanks for the fuckliment."

by B-Urban May 18, 2016

Fucktimus Prime

A Prime Minister who fucks the interests of his own people.

Look at the mayor trying to block radars with clouds, he’s acting like Fucktimus Prime.

by hereforbeer May 12, 2019