flatboarding

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

by tai cheese August 9, 2008

fartboarding

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

fallboarding

Attempts to snowboard, mostly resulting wtih falling in various ways and positions. It is advised that it be practised with a helmet, and pain healed by drinking ( preferebly rakija ) in excess quantities.

After a full day of fallboarding in Austria, the "fantastic-four" collected their belongings from the ski-tracks and, in happy pain, went back to their den to drink.

by lososs February 13, 2013

flowboarding

another word for surfing

I went flowboarding the other day with my mates and caught some cool waves.

by Graham MANDROULES December 13, 2005

Flipboarding

The act of reciting headlines you have seen on sites and news apps to make yourself appear intelligent, up to date with the news on a superficial level, and/or attempting to participate in conversations with people who are actually know what is occurring in the world around them. Commonly seen with people on social media. Common among bandwagon sports fans during playoffs.

Sam: What do you think about Steve Bannon being a racist.
Brian: what did he say exactly that makes him racist.
Sam: I do not know various things.
Brian: Anything in particular?
Sam: Not really.
Brian: Jesus Sam stop flipboarding.

Dave: We should trade Auston Matthews he hasn't scored in 3 days.
Brian: Dave if your gonna flipboard me like this stop coming to my house to watch games.

by Bartbreit November 20, 2016

feetboarding

Performing skateboard like tricks and grinds with nothing but regular (non-soap) shoes.

You like that feetboarding? I just landed a backslide grind.

by Blake "foshizzlebag" D. April 1, 2008

Footboarding

A form of torture in which a very tall person is forced to sleep in a bed that has a foot board. The subject can not fully straighten his or her legs.

Oh, man, my legs are so sore. I went through some serious footboarding last night.

by Scavenger Face October 9, 2008