fallboarding

Attempts to snowboard, mostly resulting wtih falling in various ways and positions. It is advised that it be practised with a helmet, and pain healed by drinking ( preferebly rakija ) in excess quantities.

After a full day of fallboarding in Austria, the "fantastic-four" collected their belongings from the ski-tracks and, in happy pain, went back to their den to drink.

by lososs February 13, 2013

fartboarding

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

flatboarding

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

by tai cheese August 9, 2008

wallboarding

Torture by digital apparatus.

This computer is wallboarding me, it won't work the way I expect it.

by siers October 26, 2014

Fartboarding

The act of placing a flannel over your captive victims face and then Trouty lowers his arse onto said flannel and farts. This brings the same effect of water boarding but without the water and fart being the replacement. This sometimes turns into shartboarding.

That bastard mugged me right off so I had no choice but to get Trouty involved to Fartboard him.

Me: Trouty have you had a mega burger today?
Trouty: yes mate why?
Me: because this little bastard needs fartboarding.

by mulletgeezer123 November 21, 2024