A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.
Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.
Torturing someone by sharing endless choices of their favorite foods when the other person is not present to eat the items they crave.
Mark: I am at a fantastic restaurant right now with my girlfriend and the dessert selections are amazing... Bananas Foster, Baked Alaska, Crepes Suzette, Banana Cream Pie, Coconut Cream Pie, New York Style Cheesecake and Cherries Jubilee.
Geo: Damn you! You are Foodboarding me with all my favorite desserts!
A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.
Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.
The act of placing a flannel over your captive victims face and then Trouty lowers his arse onto said flannel and farts. This brings the same effect of water boarding but without the water and fart being the replacement. This sometimes turns into shartboarding.
That bastard mugged me right off so I had no choice but to get Trouty involved to Fartboard him.
Me: Trouty have you had a mega burger today?
Trouty: yes mate why?
Me: because this little bastard needs fartboarding.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).