Footboarding 

A form of torture in which a very tall person is forced to sleep in a bed that has a foot board. The subject can not fully straighten his or her legs.

Oh, man, my legs are so sore. I went through some serious footboarding last night.

Footboarding by Scavenger Face October 9, 2008

fartboarding 

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

foodboarding 

Torturing someone by sharing endless choices of their favorite foods when the other person is not present to eat the items they crave.

Mark: I am at a fantastic restaurant right now with my girlfriend and the dessert selections are amazing... Bananas Foster, Baked Alaska, Crepes Suzette, Banana Cream Pie, Coconut Cream Pie, New York Style Cheesecake and Cherries Jubilee.

Geo: Damn you! You are Foodboarding me with all my favorite desserts!

foodboarding by gpkGoBucks December 23, 2014

flatboarding 

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

flatboarding by tai cheese August 9, 2008

flowboarding 

another word for surfing

I went flowboarding the other day with my mates and caught some cool waves.

flowboarding by Graham MANDROULES December 13, 2005

feetboarding

Performing skateboard like tricks and grinds with nothing but regular (non-soap) shoes.

You like that feetboarding? I just landed a backslide grind.

feetboarding by Blake "foshizzlebag" D. April 1, 2008

Fartboarding 

The act of placing a flannel over your captive victims face and then Trouty lowers his arse onto said flannel and farts. This brings the same effect of water boarding but without the water and fart being the replacement. This sometimes turns into shartboarding.

That bastard mugged me right off so I had no choice but to get Trouty involved to Fartboard him.

Me: Trouty have you had a mega burger today?
Trouty: yes mate why?
Me: because this little bastard needs fartboarding.

Fartboarding by mulletgeezer123 November 21, 2024