Flipboarding 

The act of reciting headlines you have seen on sites and news apps to make yourself appear intelligent, up to date with the news on a superficial level, and/or attempting to participate in conversations with people who are actually know what is occurring in the world around them. Commonly seen with people on social media. Common among bandwagon sports fans during playoffs.

Sam: What do you think about Steve Bannon being a racist.
Brian: what did he say exactly that makes him racist.
Sam: I do not know various things.
Brian: Anything in particular?
Sam: Not really.
Brian: Jesus Sam stop flipboarding.

Dave: We should trade Auston Matthews he hasn't scored in 3 days.
Brian: Dave if your gonna flipboard me like this stop coming to my house to watch games.

Flipboarding by Bartbreit November 20, 2016

Clipboarding 

The act of avoiding work by holding a clipboard or other object, to look like you're being productive and to avoid questioning.

Fuck this place, I'm tired of drumwinding, I'm going clipboarding; If you need me, I'll be clipboarding on the forklift

Clipboarding by xPEZINATORx June 28, 2015

flatboarding 

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

flatboarding by tai cheese August 9, 2008

flowboarding 

another word for surfing

I went flowboarding the other day with my mates and caught some cool waves.

flowboarding by Graham MANDROULES December 13, 2005

clipboarding 

Clipboarding is the result of a popular artist with no talent copying and pasting popular lingo into their songs to make music.

Does the song say shawty? Yep
Does it say dancefloor? Yep
Does it mention tits? Yep
Excellent, we're clipboarding ourselves a chart-topper.

clipboarding by mossyrock February 15, 2015