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feetboarding by Blake "foshizzlebag" D. April 1, 2008
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fartboarding
A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.
Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.
fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011
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flatboarding
A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.
flatboarding by tai cheese August 9, 2008
Footboarding
A form of torture in which a very tall person is forced to sleep in a bed that has a foot board. The subject can not fully straighten his or her legs.
Footboarding by Scavenger Face October 9, 2008
Fartboarding
The act of placing a flannel over your captive victims face and then Trouty lowers his arse onto said flannel and farts. This brings the same effect of water boarding but without the water and fart being the replacement. This sometimes turns into shartboarding.
That bastard mugged me right off so I had no choice but to get Trouty involved to Fartboard him.
Me: Trouty have you had a mega burger today?
Trouty: yes mate why?
Me: because this little bastard needs fartboarding.
Me: Trouty have you had a mega burger today?
Trouty: yes mate why?
Me: because this little bastard needs fartboarding.
Fartboarding by mulletgeezer123 November 21, 2024
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