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flatboarding 

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.
Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.
flatboarding by tai cheese August 9, 2008

foodboarding 

Torturing someone by sharing endless choices of their favorite foods when the other person is not present to eat the items they crave.
Mark: I am at a fantastic restaurant right now with my girlfriend and the dessert selections are amazing... Bananas Foster, Baked Alaska, Crepes Suzette, Banana Cream Pie, Coconut Cream Pie, New York Style Cheesecake and Cherries Jubilee.

Geo: Damn you! You are Foodboarding me with all my favorite desserts!
foodboarding by gpkGoBucks December 23, 2014

Flipboarding 

The act of reciting headlines you have seen on sites and news apps to make yourself appear intelligent, up to date with the news on a superficial level, and/or attempting to participate in conversations with people who are actually know what is occurring in the world around them. Commonly seen with people on social media. Common among bandwagon sports fans during playoffs.
Sam: What do you think about Steve Bannon being a racist.
Brian: what did he say exactly that makes him racist.
Sam: I do not know various things.
Brian: Anything in particular?
Sam: Not really.
Brian: Jesus Sam stop flipboarding.

Dave: We should trade Auston Matthews he hasn't scored in 3 days.
Brian: Dave if your gonna flipboard me like this stop coming to my house to watch games.
Flipboarding by Bartbreit November 20, 2016

Footboarding 

A form of torture in which a very tall person is forced to sleep in a bed that has a foot board. The subject can not fully straighten his or her legs.
Oh, man, my legs are so sore. I went through some serious footboarding last night.
Footboarding by Scavenger Face October 9, 2008