flardingy 

An obese person who eats mcdonalds nonstop... basically their home.

Jack is such a flardingy, he’s always eating cheeseburgers.

flardingy by innyweenie June 18, 2020

flarping

a fatal form of live action roleplay, originating from the webcomic homestuck

she wasn't allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous

flarping by kittenaya February 25, 2013

farding 

when u do epic farding!!! when gas come out ur fkn azz rn bad smell smh...

Pee pee man:"tooofa"
poo poo man: farding

farding by Annoying Piece of Shit? March 23, 2021

flamdingo 

To swing one's penis infront of a person's face, in an attempt to taunt or arouse.

I flamdingo'd this girl at a party; she loved it.

flamdingo by Thaseac August 6, 2006

farding 

putting on make-up while driving the car.

"A farding woman ran into my car today..."

farding by patchoulli June 12, 2006

flarping

The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.

Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"

Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"

Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"

flarping by L3M0NZ April 4, 2008

flerding 

When a nerd shamelessly flirts with a girl way out of his league, commonly using nerd humor and referencing nerd appropriate media. (example: video games, star wars, LARP)

Hot girl: "Eww, that creepy guy was just flerding with me, he told me my hair was as beautiful as an elven princess"

flerding by johnny catastrophe December 27, 2011