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flamdingo 

To swing one's penis infront of a person's face, in an attempt to taunt or arouse.
I flamdingo'd this girl at a party; she loved it.
flamdingo by Thaseac August 6, 2006

fladingdong

usually meaning wtf or what the heck,or to be upset.
(a boy throws a rock at you)what the fladingdong
fladingdong by swewlist43 May 26, 2009
The act of attempting to complete a task so pathetically, that others willingly get involved to complete the task for them the correct way.
Ok Steve, stop Flading and move out of the way. You are just making the spill worse!
Flading by tomomatic January 14, 2011

Flabbing Shit Twister 

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor
Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”

flabbingle 

first girl: "hey babe how was last night? kiss anyone?"

second girl: "hey all these randoms came onto me but i flabbingled them all!"
flabbingle by alyse-emma and brooke November 28, 2007

flabbing 

i was bored so i started flabbing
flabbing by bo$$ tiger December 7, 2016