flarbed

A state of mind of complete fucked upness

Man, i just smoked an ounce, drank a fifth, and ate an eigth of shrooms, i am FLARBED!

by J.C. February 06, 2003

flarb

Also spelled "phlarb"

An old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that weird guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah, dude. He's such a flarb

by just_me21 June 01, 2009

Flarb

Flarb is verb used to describe going to a petstore, buying each and every dog in there, and starting a new life with all the dogs.

"Bro, we're wanted by the government we gotta flarb."

by Joseph Stalin9622 April 29, 2021

flarbing

When a female places her breast in between your butt cheeks and you then flatulate.

Guy #1: My girl and I have done the rusty trombone, greek sandwich, hot carl, and the hot plate. What's next?

Guy #2: Have you tried flarbing?

by big pito October 21, 2011

flarb

fold of skin on a skinny persons tummy when the scrunch up and say they have jelly rolls and think theyre fat.

"oh my gosh, alyssa's has nothing but flarb!"

by katkatkatdriem June 24, 2008

flarb

Baby barf; any substance or object which a baby regurgitates.

Gross! Leanne's baby just got flarb all over my shirt.

by atarke December 19, 2008

Flarb

A person that passes gas in while sitting in the bathtub, and then bites the bubbles.

That dudes just a flarb

by MikeScag November 28, 2007