flarbed

A state of mind of complete fucked upness

Man, i just smoked an ounce, drank a fifth, and ate an eigth of shrooms, i am FLARBED!

by J.C. February 6, 2003

flaredyn

flare-din

an ambiguous exclamation that can be used in any situation.

you just landed an ollie? that's so flaredyn!

ugh i just got my period. flaredyn.

look at her, she's so flaredyn!

flaredyn.

by bubbles79112 November 18, 2016

fully flared

A skate video with lots of explosions in the intro.

What is fully flared?

by not mest0r October 8, 2008

Flabbed

When your walking and someones piece of fat most times arm fat slaps you in the face you have been FLABBED!

Person who got flabbed: Ouch!! That person just flabbed me right in the face!

Person who got flabbed friend: OOF that must of really hurt!

by OKURNESSEABJ May 4, 2019

Flarben

Adjective that describes something that is better than perfect, commonly used when the word perfect is just an understatement.

The picture is perfect. No it's better than perfect, its flarben.

by JonJon299 July 25, 2010

flarted

The resulting release of gas through the derriere due to excessive laughter.

Dude! I laughed so hard I flarted!

by Mr. & Mrs. Flarter January 15, 2014

San Diego Flatbed

Rather than booking a hotel room, just arrive and leave your bags some place safe like a car or a friends room if applicable. Proceed to party in the hotel and meet a hot chick who already has a room. When you get free room with her and free service from her, you have scored a San Diego Flatbed.

I never paid for a hotel room because I pulled a San Diego Flatbed.

by jeeyah March 13, 2013