flarted 

The resulting release of gas through the derriere due to excessive laughter.

Dude! I laughed so hard I flarted!

flarted by Mr. & Mrs. Flarter January 15, 2014

Flarted 

The past tense meaning when a young girl or woman flirts to a guy and farted.

That girl just flarted dude !

Flarted by Kayes21 April 15, 2015

Flarted 

When you laugh & fart at the same time - FLARTED

Karen told Rach a joke, they both laughed so hard they farted! Flarted

Flarted by Flarty pants May 18, 2018

flaredyn 

flare-din

an ambiguous exclamation that can be used in any situation.

you just landed an ollie? that's so flaredyn!

ugh i just got my period. flaredyn.

look at her, she's so flaredyn!

flaredyn.

flaredyn by bubbles79112 November 18, 2016

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

fully flared 

A skate video with lots of explosions in the intro.

What is fully flared?

fully flared by not mest0r October 8, 2008

I just farted 

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

I just farted by goodlord! January 5, 2021