J.C.'s definitions

flarbed

A state of mind of complete fucked upness

Man, i just smoked an ounce, drank a fifth, and ate an eigth of shrooms, i am FLARBED!

by J.C. February 6, 2003

bolmph

Etymology: From Modern English boing or boom, first used by Nate G. circa 1998

1. (noun) The male sex organ, penis.

2. (verb) The act of intercourse; insertion of a penis into a vagina.

3. (Adj) A sound imagined to come from a penis as it becomes erect; or an actual sound made by a springy doorstop.

1. Only men have bolmphs.

2. Wow, look at that ass! I'd love to bolmph her.

3. I think just I heard someone bolmph.

by J.C. June 8, 2004

chicomb

Some chump from southampton

I seen this guy named chicomb he was a chump (he doesn't deserve a capitalized name)

by J.c. January 26, 2005

PF

1.) Poker Face
2.) Pig Fucker

You stupid PF we are not playing poker take off the PF.

by J.C. March 12, 2004

mudflap

a homosexual man's scrotum

Bruce shaved his mudflap for his dude friend J.C.

by J.C. April 20, 2005

what the gay

Used in espression of exasperation in similar fashion to "what the hell," "what the fuck," or "what the shit."

What the gay was that thing doing to my dog?

by J.C. June 29, 2004

Rat ta tat tat

To add emphisis on agreeing to something that sounds really good

Hot sexy slut- Hey you wanna go upstairs and get a bobo?

You- Well, Rat ta tat tat yeah

by J.C. February 6, 2003