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to have had sex with.
That girl was so hot, I flarped her glarpo.
flarped by theFlarper August 3, 2010
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When you can't think because you need to shit
Dammit I'm flarped right now
Flarped by gingergina October 5, 2023
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flarp/flarped 

When something is fucked or strong in a bad way
bro 1:"yo i hit that shit and it was flarped as fuck"

bro 2:"yea i told you that shit was flarp"
flarp/flarped
flarp/flarped by Uhygftrd October 24, 2023

flaredyn 

flare-din

an ambiguous exclamation that can be used in any situation.
you just landed an ollie? that's so flaredyn!

ugh i just got my period. flaredyn.

look at her, she's so flaredyn!

flaredyn.
flaredyn by bubbles79112 November 18, 2016

fully flared 

A skate video with lots of explosions in the intro.
fully flared by not mest0r October 8, 2008

Flapped it 

A person who chickened out and ran away from a challenge and / or a fight.
Person 1: Aw mate, how was Jake and John's fight yesterday?
Person 2: It was complete and utter shit! John absolutely flapped it!
Flapped it by HoldenAlucard July 16, 2016
The resulting release of gas through the derriere due to excessive laughter.
Dude! I laughed so hard I flarted!
flarted by Mr. & Mrs. Flarter January 15, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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