flaptop

a promiscuous nerd, slutty brain box,etc etc

"i tapped that chick in extension maths"...
"really, me too" "hey so did i"..."what a flaptop"

by <3 TORI January 15, 2009

faptop

A laptop solely used for fapping.

Bob, don't use that computer - that's my faptop.

by iamdan March 9, 2008

Flaptoot

When you spread your buttcheeks apart to produce a silent fart.

I had a flaptoot in public, luckily it didnt smell

by Stepunanisauce November 14, 2018

FLOPTOPIA

floptopia is one of the most iconic gcs full of flops on stan twitter ever. some of the best ppl on stan twitter are on it. with toulousgrand3 being the maker of the gc, you already know its about to be amazing. floptopia has had its share of being cancelled and problematic and have caused wars with other gcs but we stay superior. stan layla, niki, anesa, ashton, mae, and all the baddies in floptopia for clear skin.

"omg did you here about the best gc on stan twitter called floptopia? i heard everyone in that gc has a volumptious gorilla grip bussy?"

by choluiana grande October 12, 2020

faptop

a computer solely used for watching pron and gettin your jank on. "fap" meaning the sound you make when cranking.

all men have a faptop

by jeaballer April 21, 2011

floptopia

floptopia is the most iconic gc on twitter.

i would do anything to be in floptopia!
floptopia sounds like so much fun

by imanarianagrandestanhahahaha October 10, 2020

Faptop

A small (or large) laptop kept stored safely in one's room or private quarters that is dedicated to watching and masturbating to extremely dirty explicit pornographic footage of imagery on the internet or photos of women in your schoolgrade's facebook.

Usually weatherproof and easy to clean. Can be washed with water. Endorsed by Ron Jeremy.

"Hey Brendan, where's Zac??"
"I don't know, Joe. I think he's actually upstairs with the faptop right now."

by josephmcswagga November 5, 2014