flapophilia

when a young person (typically blow the age of 30) is attracted to older Men/ Women who have an flaps.

Dude, I think I have flapophilia! I saw this amazing old women and her flaps shifted my knob

by DrPeppy January 21, 2024

Flidophilia

A psychiatric disorder in which a Flidophile or sexual deviant experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to people with either missing limbs or the small flappy chicken wing like limbs (a flid).

"that poor thing Heather Mills is fucked now that Paul Mccartney has been cured of his Flidophilia"

by Kingguff January 14, 2015

fabophilia

characterized by being in love with all things fabulous.

Fabulous: Burberry, beautiful women, European men, jet-setting, wine tasting, French New Wave, catamarans and yachts, all things quaint or quintessential
Not fabulous: body oder, knock-offs, American culture, obesity, fast food that doesn't involve a humus or cheese plate and a bottle of Pinot Noir

A: "Is he a homosexual?"
B: "It's not that Sean is gay or straight, its that he's in love with all things that are fabulous."
A: "Fabophilia?"
B: "Exactly. He prefers wearing designer labels, driving the mercedes, and hates eating non-organic foods."

by Dop.l.gang May 10, 2009

Flagophilia

Noun.

Def:

1. An obsessional love of flags.
2. Placing the love of flags over the rights & needs of people
3. Sexual perversion in which flags are the preferred sexual object.

Concerned with the recent desire for everything to include flags as a distraction from real politics.

That Tory MP is a real flagophilia, did you see how many Union Jacks he had in his bedroom

by Flagshag March 23, 2021

flatophilia

Fetish for women with flat butts

That nigga got a bad case of flatophilia

by djboogie April 20, 2016

Flagopheliac

Someone who constantly reports someone for ever image posted and every swear word spoken.

Randomdude: Holy shit!

Flagopheliac: Reported.

by Schizophrenic Unicorn February 26, 2011