flapdop 

The shaving of the head, while sitting on a toilet.

Boy, are you ready for this flapdop.

flapdop by charlimane February 9, 2017

fiddlesticks and flapdoodle 

a very cool thing that professor yaffle says when he can't believe something. go bagpuss!

ahh fiddlesticks and flapdoodle!!

fiddlesticks and flapdoodle by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004

Flapdoodle 

When you're running and your penis starts flapping in the wind

"Dude, how was the race?"
"Pretty good, I had some serious flapdoodle though."

Flapdoodle by rektmateo August 13, 2015

Flapdoodle 

A long, thin, flat piece of poop. Something that most commonly a small dog makes that you will never see until it's on the bottom of your shoe.

Annie, the schnoodle just made a flapdoodle.

Flapdoodle by JinnyLane July 7, 2011

Flapdoodle 

Nonsense; To act stupid,idiotic, Nonsensical

He's Acting like a flapdoodle by jumping off the bridge

Flapdoodle by Brett January 28, 2005

Flapdoodle 

Flapdoodle is a whimsical and endearing term that refers to nonsense or foolish talk, often characterized by its utter lack of substance and logical coherence. Imagine someone rambling on and on about something utterly trivial or absurd, and you've got yourself a hearty serving of flapdoodle. It's as if words are dancing aimlessly in a tornado of silliness, leaving you bewildered and amused all at once. This word is like a linguistic feather tickling your funny bone!

Usage Example 1: "I couldn't help but burst into laughter when Bob started spouting absolute flapdoodle about his pet rock being an intergalactic ambassador."

Usage Example 2: "The politician's speech was a masterclass in flapdoodle, as he promised to solve global warming with rubber ducks and bubblegum."

Flapdoodle by dgassadf October 11, 2023

flaptop 

a promiscuous nerd, slutty brain box,etc etc

"i tapped that chick in extension maths"...
"really, me too" "hey so did i"..."what a flaptop"

flaptop by <3 TORI January 15, 2009