Flaptoot

When you spread your buttcheeks apart to produce a silent fart.

I had a flaptoot in public, luckily it didnt smell

Flaptoot by Stepunanisauce November 14, 2018

flaptot 

a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french

person 1:flaptot did u use a condom

flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet

person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??

flaptot: haha whoops

flaptot by mexiflaps March 6, 2008

flatooth

A very dimwitted or ignorant person. Refers to flat toothed herbivores found in nature; animals that are low on the food chain. Usually used as an insult.

"He's such a flatooth, I really pity him."

flatooth by Scott McCaffree April 6, 2008

flaptot 

a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french

person 1:flaptot did u use a condom

flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet

person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??

flaptot: haha whoops

flaptot by mexiflaps March 7, 2008

Flartootin 

When you satisfyingly fart while defecating. Pronounced Fl-arr-toot-in

I would wait a minute before going into the bathroom, I was flartootin.

Flartootin by stinky buzz February 18, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019