Flaptoot

When you spread your buttcheeks apart to produce a silent fart.

I had a flaptoot in public, luckily it didnt smell

by Stepunanisauce November 14, 2018

flaptot

a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french

person 1:flaptot did u use a condom

flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet

person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??

flaptot: haha whoops

by mexiflaps March 6, 2008

flatooth

A very dimwitted or ignorant person. Refers to flat toothed herbivores found in nature; animals that are low on the food chain. Usually used as an insult.

"He's such a flatooth, I really pity him."

by Scott McCaffree April 6, 2008

flaptot

a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french

person 1:flaptot did u use a condom

flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet

person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??

flaptot: haha whoops

by mexiflaps March 7, 2008

Flartootin

When you satisfyingly fart while defecating. Pronounced Fl-arr-toot-in

I would wait a minute before going into the bathroom, I was flartootin.

by stinky buzz February 18, 2025