faptop

A laptop solely used for fapping.
Bob, don't use that computer - that's my faptop.
by iamdan March 09, 2008
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GIFhanger

A delayed response in an online conversation in which an individual is searching for a suitable reaction GIF.
Jason left me off on a 5 minute GIFhanger as he searched for the right reality TV reaction GIF to express how he felt when his boss unexpectedly fired him.
by iamdan March 26, 2013
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