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a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french
person 1:flaptot did u use a condom

flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet

person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??

flaptot: haha whoops
flaptot by mexiflaps March 6, 2008
a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french
person 1:flaptot did u use a condom

flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet

person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??

flaptot: haha whoops
flaptot by mexiflaps March 7, 2008
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When you spread your buttcheeks apart to produce a silent fart.
I had a flaptoot in public, luckily it didnt smell
Flaptoot by Stepunanisauce November 14, 2018
During intercourse with any kind of farm animal, yelling out the word "flapoto" will give you mad props for 4 days and 44 minutes. This is done frequently in many regions accross New Zealand.
"Dude. Yesterday, I called flapoto."
"Holy shit dude!"
flapoto by Sam Macfarlane March 4, 2007
a promiscuous nerd, slutty brain box,etc etc
"i tapped that chick in extension maths"...
"really, me too" "hey so did i"..."what a flaptop"
flaptop by <3 TORI January 15, 2009
Fuckin’ Lard Ass Piece of Total Useless Shit
Guy 1: ugh im so sick of Jerry, that FLAPOTUS

Guy 2: yeah, he’s the worst
FLAPOTUS by EvilDr.WillKirby September 24, 2020

flaptoucious 

that flaptoucious motherfucker
flaptoucious by randobango May 11, 2022
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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