flaptot 

a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french

person 1:flaptot did u use a condom

flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet

person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??

flaptot: haha whoops

flaptot by mexiflaps March 6, 2008

flaptot 

a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french

person 1:flaptot did u use a condom

flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet

person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??

flaptot: haha whoops

flaptot by mexiflaps March 7, 2008

Flaptoot

When you spread your buttcheeks apart to produce a silent fart.

I had a flaptoot in public, luckily it didnt smell

Flaptoot by Stepunanisauce November 14, 2018

flapoto 

During intercourse with any kind of farm animal, yelling out the word "flapoto" will give you mad props for 4 days and 44 minutes. This is done frequently in many regions accross New Zealand.

"Dude. Yesterday, I called flapoto."
"Holy shit dude!"

flapoto by Sam Macfarlane March 4, 2007

flaptop 

a promiscuous nerd, slutty brain box,etc etc

"i tapped that chick in extension maths"...
"really, me too" "hey so did i"..."what a flaptop"

flaptop by <3 TORI January 15, 2009

FLAPOTUS

Fuckin’ Lard Ass Piece of Total Useless Shit

Guy 1: ugh im so sick of Jerry, that FLAPOTUS

Guy 2: yeah, he’s the worst

FLAPOTUS by EvilDr.WillKirby September 24, 2020

flaptoucious 

a random word i made up

that flaptoucious motherfucker

flaptoucious by randobango May 11, 2022