flappert
Part of Speech: noun
| flap·pert | /ˈflæpərt/
Definition:
A daring (and often ill-fated) oral maneuver where one attempts to blow air across the labia majora to produce an audible “toot,” much like a human kazoo. When executed properly, it’s said to summon the mythical Pfrumpet—the rarest of all bedroom brass instruments.
| flap·pert | /ˈflæpərt/
Definition:
A daring (and often ill-fated) oral maneuver where one attempts to blow air across the labia majora to produce an audible “toot,” much like a human kazoo. When executed properly, it’s said to summon the mythical Pfrumpet—the rarest of all bedroom brass instruments.
“Keith tried to hit me with the flappert last night, missed, and inflated my mushy-mess like a balloon animal. I swear I almost floated away.”
flappert by LimberSack October 22, 2025
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