twat lamps

Twat lamps are bright lights on a car (usually located under the headlights) that are turned on to signal to other road users that the occupant has difficulty applying a strict interpretation of traffic laws. Very occasionally also used for extra visibility during fog.

Also known as twat lanterns.

There were so many boy racers heading towards us that I was blinded by all the twat lamps

by fatmarrow November 19, 2010

chav flappers

Little England flags that are attached to car windows when the England football team is making a brief guest appearance in the first couple of rounds of a major football tournament.

I didn't expect Barry to stick chav flappers on his BMW

by fatmarrow June 18, 2010