Definitions by fatmarrow

twat lamps 

Twat lamps are bright lights on a car (usually located under the headlights) that are turned on to signal to other road users that the occupant has difficulty applying a strict interpretation of traffic laws. Very occasionally also used for extra visibility during fog.

Also known as twat lanterns.

There were so many boy racers heading towards us that I was blinded by all the twat lamps

twat lamps by fatmarrow November 21, 2010

chav flappers 

Little England flags that are attached to car windows when the England football team is making a brief guest appearance in the first couple of rounds of a major football tournament.

I didn't expect Barry to stick chav flappers on his BMW

chav flappers by fatmarrow June 20, 2010