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flappetiser 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman as a means of foreplay
"Spread your legs, I'd like a flappetiser before the main course"
flappetiser by Nuggetlover22 May 19, 2016
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flappetiser 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman as a means of foreplay
"Spread those legs, I'd like a flappetiser before the main course"
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Fappetizer 

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.
I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015

fappetizer 

Something that you don't fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.
Zee: Have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on YouTube? That's a fappetizer.
fappetizer by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010

FAPPETIZER 

Fap meets appetizer. When fapping (masturbating), a fappetizer is something, usually porn, that you fap over a little to get in the mood and build up your appetite for the main course, which will be whatever you finally ejaculate to. Word coined by Little Lord WTF? (WTFSexFacts)
Little Lord WTF?: "I fapped off to it a little. It was a fappetizer. The porn film I watched afterwards was the main course that satisfied my hunger."
FAPPETIZER by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2010

Fappetizer 

n. The act of masturbating while eating a girl out before the main (inter)course.

A combination of appetizer and the verb fap(to masturbate).

Used as a noun in language*
*Bro 1: Hey, Bro 2. What are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Going to the girlfriend's.

Bro 1: Nice. Don't forget to order a fappetizer.
Fappetizer by SPla2ki5 March 7, 2014

fappetizer 

viewing porn on a small screen (phone) while fapping. usually done in public restrooms, or while on a plane, train, boat, etc.
During his flight, Dan couldn't wait until he landed , so he went to the restroom and had himself a fappetizer.
fappetizer by his dudliness October 15, 2015
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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