smacker

Slang or Street Name for MDMA (Ectasy).

The pill or pills is so potent its like a smacker hits you.

by oaktown_finest October 24, 2006

smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.

Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?

by Locker December 12, 2008

smacker

when you fart so hard it smacks your asscheeks together so hard that it hurts

FART!!! "man that was a smacker! my ass hurts now!"

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

smackeral

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.

"Mmm delicous, just a smakeral of honey."

by AliceIn Wonderland September 22, 2003

Smackers

An old east coast term for dollars, usually enough to smack someone in the face with and they wouldn't care

"The ransom asked was 'a Hundred Thousand Smackers!"
-Billy Halop in Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)

by SkullsAndDice April 01, 2011

smackers

E pill that hitts hard

"ey bluhd do you know where i can get some smackers?"

by ashkina July 20, 2007

smackered

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".

"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"

by DanEdd June 20, 2006