floppertunist
He was so lazy, he is a 'floppertunist ' any chance to lay down and sprawl and he'd be there snoozing
floppertunist by SnapShooter June 15, 2022
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floppertunist
He is so lazy, he says he doing it for research for his thesis and intends to write his final paper on the subject of lying down and snoozing, but I think he's just a floppertunist really
I don't think I have ever seen him standing up, he says he's a professional full time floppertunist and that requires him to be horizontal at any and every opportunity!
floppertunist by SnapShooter November 11, 2022
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flopportunity
1. noun (masculine) a set of circumstances in a soccer match that makes it possible for a player to badly fake an injury despite no or little contact from an opposing player in order to be awarded a free or penalty kick.
Note: There is no known common feminine form of this noun as it is scarcely found in women's soccer.
Note: There is no known common feminine form of this noun as it is scarcely found in women's soccer.
Nearing the 85th minute, Neymar, feeling the pressure of his team's imminent loss down 1-0, senses a player from the opposing team within 5 meters of him as he enters the opponents' 18m box. He then quickly falls to the pitch, writhes in pain, holds his ankle, and grimaces as if he had just suffered an actual lower leg amputation. Subsequently, Neymar makes a penalty kick, to tie the match. A master at this skill, Neymar could scarcely afford to miss this timely flopportunity for his team.
flopportunity by I'm You're Hucklebearer August 5, 2018
Flopportunity
Did Jason ask you to invest in his imitation hummus business? It sounded like like the flopportunity of a lifetime.
Flopportunity by Tfitzg October 18, 2013
flopportunity
While his date was in the bathroom freshening up, Patrick decided to seize the flopportunity to show her what he's working with.
flopportunity by adnasty July 28, 2012
Flopportunity
Any given situation where the removal of one's penis from it's owner's pants and/or shorts is an appropriate course of action.
Friend: Hey, so did you really show Stacy your throbber yesterday?
You: Yeah man, I saw my flopportunity, and I seized it. And then so did she.
You: Yeah man, I saw my flopportunity, and I seized it. And then so did she.
Flopportunity by Jimminster July 9, 2012
flopportunity
I can't believe Shauna didn't apply for Harvard even when she knows half of the board! What a total flopportunity.
flopportunity by lambdaradiation October 28, 2013
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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