flanjangle

a sex position used by the elderly, usually seen between the ages of 67-88. It involves the female folding to a position quite like a scorpian (on stomach legs over shoulder.) and the male inserting his penis into the vagina laying on her a spinning in circles.

guy 1: yo dude, you ok ?
guy 2: no bro, caught my grandparents doing the flanjangle
guy 1: damn, guess your grandpa's got hips

by dubiousvoidcreature December 27, 2023

Fajangle

To make out or kiss, anything up to second base, usually very innocent

Have you and cooper fajangled yet?

by Jsoabqo November 13, 2018

flamanglebesh

A form of sneak attack involving humiliation, hilariously absurd tactics, and, occasionally, the uploading of the accompanying video or picture onto the Internet. Can be used as a noun, pronoun, or verb.
See defamation.
Possible root word: flamboyant, as a flamanglebesh is often, "strikingly brilliant, conspicuously elaborate, and excessively showy."

Possibly extracted from bash-Informal.idiom- A thoroughly enjoyable, lively party. (A haven for the Flamanglebesh-an apt and likable pronoun.)

Blinding a friend momentarily with a laser pointer while a strategically-placed accomplice whacks him in the face with a grocery bag of week-old, rotting bait shrimp. Scream, "FLAMANGLEBESH!" Now whip out that cell phone or camcorder and upload to give EVERYONE(Myspace, Facebook, etc.) a good laugh.

"The one who falls asleep first at a party is the main and most likely flamanglebeshee, or, one who has suffered a flamanglebesh; easily recognized and referred to as, 'That guy outside bike-chained to the tree, passed-out, and wearing an actual SLIPPERY WHEN WET traffic sign."

by Luke the Nuke October 3, 2006

Fajangled

A state of utter decimation

"I'm completely fajangled after that 3 hour ride!"

by Willasss August 20, 2013

flambangler

A derogatory term used to describe one who is guilty of douchebaggery, one who is not liked by the majority, or one who just plain sucks balls.

Jimbo: "Hey, Marty; tell your dad I need to borrow his tools".
Marty: "Hey, Jimbo, my dad says 'SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIMME BACK MY OLD TOOLS, THEN YOU WON'T NEED TO BORROW MY NEW ONES; YOU LITTLE FLAMBANGLER'".
Jimbo: "Yeah whatever".

by Babies September 13, 2006

Fanangle

verb: to manipulate moving parts in a way too complex to aptly describe with words (especially if said complexity involves moving another piece or pieces out of the way in a not entirely intuitive or even frustrating fashion); often used to describe getting multiple moving pieces in the correct relative position on transforming toys

"Next you're gonna untab the backpack section and fanangle it around his body such that it's on his chest"

by Typhoon Freeze January 5, 2017

Fandangled

1) Fancy or special.

2) A fandangle is an elaborate but useless ornament. So if something is fandangled, it has been decorated to the point of excess.

3) ridiculous.

Carnsarn it Bob, I don't want no fandangled celly phone!

Those earrings are a bit fandangled aren't they?

by Boothette February 23, 2009