Fandangler

A male reproductive organ

his fandangler was so long, we called him tripod.

by Aruba July 2, 2004

Fandangler

Invented by a man known only by the name Bretzky, this is the method of taking a bong rip and holding it in your lungs while you consume a full beer and then exhailing only after the whole beer is finished.

Here's the beer and here's the bong. Now do a motherfucking fandangler, dummy.

by Tyrone Jenkins September 14, 2006

Fandangled

1) Fancy or special.

2) A fandangle is an elaborate but useless ornament. So if something is fandangled, it has been decorated to the point of excess.

3) ridiculous.

Carnsarn it Bob, I don't want no fandangled celly phone!

Those earrings are a bit fandangled aren't they?

by Boothette February 23, 2009

fandangle

To obtain by unscrupulous means.

"Hows about you fandangle an extra bowl of pudding for me?"

by Yank My Crank January 13, 2008

fandangling

Acting secretly, often in a manner that is frivolous and self-indulging.

Tom can't make it, he's out fandangling with his stripper friend.

by Jesse Jesse October 29, 2007

Fandangled

To get absuletely cucked by live.
To get scammed.

Alatix: "Man i just stole "Tenku´s" Glowstone in Minecraft.
Fuxio: "Zamn, you really fandangled him."

by Alatix August 6, 2022

fandanglement

Predicament of a particularly complex, trivial and often humorous nature.

Often a fandanglement will have an unexpected positive outcome or at the very least will be a humorous tale to be told over libations and in the company of good friends.

Golly Gee, that is quite a fandanglement. Please pass the malt liquor winston.

by cyber penguin August 5, 2011