flangehat

An extremely wide vagina in which you can fit your entire head into.

Dave: That bitch is like a talking bucket
Steve: Yeah, you could wear her like a flangehat!

by flanginator March 26, 2009

flangesta

female body part (vagina) that sparatically grows teeth. When infected, it oozes with pus.

"Eww, get your flangesta off the table"
"Please get some flangesta cream to clear up that infection"
"I really liked her, but her flangesta bit me"

by Robert Landon January 29, 2009

flangela

someone who is being a complete arse to someone else. Or someone who is being completely stupid.

Tom: You need to go home Mary, I really don't like you.

Mary: Shut up Tom you complete flangela.

by geeksalot January 1, 2010

Fangeated

Waiting for the very last moment to show up to an event, usually after it has already started.

We should get there early. I don’t want everyone to think that we’ve Fangeated them.

by TheClubPrez January 27, 2019

flangewank

To wank over a mangy flange! Wanking over a fetid minge. when you just can't get that one munters manky bits from yer mind so you just carry on.

1) "That birds minge was so minging I flangewanked, coz I wouldn't/couldn't stick it in THAT!"
2) "Had a flangewank, just couldn't get the image of that bird eating a beer can in her furry cup out of my head!"

by Fungus76 January 15, 2008

Flangearoo

A flange where the quims are saggy enough to bounce off the floor and walls. i e the roo part.

Man look at that bitches flangearoo bounce!

by ja-flump May 13, 2006

flangulate

verb: to raise your hips to precisely the height required to queef directly into your partner's face while they perform cunnilingus

"i tried to make it up to her by going down on her but i realised she was trying to flangulate. not cool... NOT COOL."

by gashtag November 8, 2013