When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
A state of extreme inebriation usually brought on by the excessive use of recreational drugs such as ecstasy or cocaine (or both). One will usually find themselves 'Flangelled' in the early hours of the morning at a club. Being flangelled is a pleasurable state in which to find oneself and not to be confused with 'monging' or being too 'fucked'. Very often the word will be used in conjunction with your 'wing wam' which you may often have 'flipped' as in: "I'm flangelled, I've completely flip flangelled my wing wam!"
Bill: "Wheres Wayne?"
Dan: "He's flangelled mate, I just saw him singing 'pills up inside ya' to a bunch of girls in the garden!"
or
Wayne: "I have completely flip flangelled my wing wam, those beans were amazing!!"
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.