Flangellated
Flangellated by Wirey Streak of Piss February 23, 2023
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Flangellated
Flangellated by Wirey Streak of Piss February 23, 2023
Corporate Flagellate
When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
Corporate Flagellate by The Pole22 August 6, 2020
feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016
flagellate
flagellate by TM May 13, 2004
flangelled
A state of extreme inebriation usually brought on by the excessive use of recreational drugs such as ecstasy or cocaine (or both). One will usually find themselves 'Flangelled' in the early hours of the morning at a club. Being flangelled is a pleasurable state in which to find oneself and not to be confused with 'monging' or being too 'fucked'. Very often the word will be used in conjunction with your 'wing wam' which you may often have 'flipped' as in: "I'm flangelled, I've completely flip flangelled my wing wam!"
Bill: "Wheres Wayne?"
Dan: "He's flangelled mate, I just saw him singing 'pills up inside ya' to a bunch of girls in the garden!"
or
Wayne: "I have completely flip flangelled my wing wam, those beans were amazing!!"
Dan: "He's flangelled mate, I just saw him singing 'pills up inside ya' to a bunch of girls in the garden!"
or
Wayne: "I have completely flip flangelled my wing wam, those beans were amazing!!"
flangelled by Wayne Elwood July 2, 2008
Flangulated
Flangulated by LillieRolfe April 2, 2010
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