flangewank 

To wank over a mangy flange! Wanking over a fetid minge. when you just can't get that one munters manky bits from yer mind so you just carry on.

1) "That birds minge was so minging I flangewanked, coz I wouldn't/couldn't stick it in THAT!"
2) "Had a flangewank, just couldn't get the image of that bird eating a beer can in her furry cup out of my head!"

flangewank by Fungus76 January 15, 2008

Flamewanking 

The act of jerking one’s cock to fast that the friction creates a flame

A: John got third degree burns the other day
B: Yeah I heard he was flamewanking

Flamewanking by Schwibnibbler February 18, 2022

flankwanker 

noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally

Todd is always vanishing during concerts, WTF?

Err one know that bastard is a fuckin flankwanker

flankwanker by cornfritter October 21, 2010

Flangecake 

A man, usually of cake eating origin who drives flaming hovercrafts.
Can usually be seen with his son by his side like a limpet on a rock.

Are you going to eat any more of that Flangecake?

Flangecake by MartyLeMoo December 17, 2008

flangwang 

flangwang is someone that enjoys both the flange and the wang. More commonly referred to as bisexual.

"See that chick over there? ..heard she's a flangwang".

flangwang by JealousJune; January 5, 2010

flangemonkey 

Navid came up with the word... dunno why...

Is there one? www.flangemoney.com

flangemonkey by M April 19, 2005

Flagwanker

Used to describe someone on Twitter who use flags as a symbol of their political allegiance. Most commonly seen in the great Brexit debate where the losers of the referendum still signal their love an EU they are not part of, and the victors fly the union flag in love for their country.

"Did you hear that Nicola Sturgeon still wants Scotland to fly the EU flag above government buildings even though Scotland isn't in the EU?"

"Wow, that's retarded, what a flagwanker".

Flagwanker by Cristov February 22, 2021