Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".

If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy

Flaaffy by Ashketchum August 8, 2013

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flalom

The act of running your tongue down someone's back, in and out of the bumps on the spine.

(pronunciation; like slalom)

My girlfriend was naked and all fours in front of me; I decided to play flalom down her back,

I spent all afternoon playing flalom down my girlfriends back.

flalom by Profundus May 19, 2010

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flolf

A Game often defined as Football golf and or Floater Golf, as presented by Neil Diamond.

Ben:"Hey Barnes did you see the Flolf last night?"
Barnes:"Yes."
Ben:"Braddaz"

flolf by Q4J April 26, 2014

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Flala

An extreme form of competitive sport played using a large balance ball, not unlike soccer. The preferred time for Flala is at night And it is important to know that only two rules apply;
- One, do not attack an opponents face

-Two, there are no rules exempt rule previous

Injurys are frequent and often severe ( chipped teeth, broken ribs, bruises, ect... )
*the adrenaline rush that occurs during is often compared to crack, smack, and sometimes wack
*also play in a field NOT CONCRETE or other wide open spaces

Fuck that game of Flala was kosher" "did you just say kosher?" "i think i cracked a rib...

Flala by Midnight Mexican October 11, 2010

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