flalf
My friend is a FLALF
flalf by BiscuitMyCookies46 August 30, 2015
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Flaaffy
Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.
Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy
Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy
Flaaffy by Ashketchum August 8, 2013
Flala
An extreme form of competitive sport played using a large balance ball, not unlike soccer. The preferred time for Flala is at night And it is important to know that only two rules apply;
- One, do not attack an opponents face
-Two, there are no rules exempt rule previous
Injurys are frequent and often severe ( chipped teeth, broken ribs, bruises, ect... )
*the adrenaline rush that occurs during is often compared to crack, smack, and sometimes wack
*also play in a field NOT CONCRETE or other wide open spaces
- One, do not attack an opponents face
-Two, there are no rules exempt rule previous
Injurys are frequent and often severe ( chipped teeth, broken ribs, bruises, ect... )
*the adrenaline rush that occurs during is often compared to crack, smack, and sometimes wack
*also play in a field NOT CONCRETE or other wide open spaces
Flala by Midnight Mexican October 11, 2010
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