Flapfest

A party of only girls or where there is a substantial abundance of muff.

Antonym: sausage fest.

Jessica: Last night was a real flapfest.
Samantha: Where was all the dick at?

by Big Will E September 11, 2010

Flap Fest

Flap fest - adjective.
Opposite of the term "sausage-fest".

A gathering where the number of females greatly outweigh the male population of an event or function.

"Wow Jim, this is great...it's a total "Flap Fest" in here"

by Finchzero July 3, 2012

Flap-Fest

The complete opposite of a sausage party. When you have a party or gathering and only girls show up.

Sarah: Damn, No guys showed up at all.

Kim: Yeah, it's a total flap-Fest.

by RainbowJohnson October 20, 2016

flapestry

Extremely stretched-out labia.

Damn bro. Shes been around so much, her meat curtains have turned into a flapestry.

by ccorned beefor February 26, 2017