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Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."

Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.

Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.

Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."
Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!
flarf by Evan June 17, 2004
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all of the non-bud trimmings of a marijuana plant used to make hash
"Dude I just finished harvesting and i have a massive bag of flarf to make hash with.
flarf by pseudo-smoker August 18, 2010
The act of blowing air into your partners anus.
"I was out with this chick last night, we totally flarfed each other".
flarf by mrintegrity June 22, 2016
flarf is the sound a bunny makes when it has gone down a slide for the thousandth time and it's at the bottom right and it just does not want to climb back up anymore.
"flarf"
flarf by rawrkittypants September 23, 2014
Slang for Flying Dwarf as seen in the Critical Role EXU Episode 7: Beyond The Heart City
The Flarf leapt off the edge of the cliff to grab his companion and bring her back up
Flarf by 3vanescence August 6, 2021
A gerbil's natural habitat. Flarfs are commonly created by multiple leftover natches in David Hasslehoff's fridge.
Shane likes to smear flarf over his chest and head over for his job interview.
flarf by Tsang February 29, 2004
a person you do not like or someone who always ruins the fun
man that guy jason is a real FLARF
flarf by judok September 19, 2020