Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."

Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.

Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.

Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."
Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!
by Evan June 17, 2004
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The act of blowing air into your partners anus.
"I was out with this chick last night, we totally flarfed each other".
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all of the non-bud trimmings of a marijuana plant used to make hash
"Dude I just finished harvesting and i have a massive bag of flarf to make hash with.
by pseudo-smoker August 18, 2010
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flarf is the sound a bunny makes when it has gone down a slide for the thousandth time and it's at the bottom right and it just does not want to climb back up anymore.
"flarf"
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a person you do not like or someone who always ruins the fun
man that guy jason is a real FLARF
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A gerbil's natural habitat. Flarfs are commonly created by multiple leftover natches in David Hasslehoff's fridge.
Shane likes to smear flarf over his chest and head over for his job interview.
by Tsang February 29, 2004
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"Flarfing" refers to the act of slurping out the contents of another's anal cavity, after it has been ejaculated and vomited into by some person(s).

A related subcategory, "flarfblasting" consists in expelling by means of flatulence the vomit and ejaculate contents of one's anus into the mouth of another (who could or could not be the person who deposited those contents), positioned directly behind the anus.
I last saw Charles flarfing a homeless man's herniated anus.
by Leximus August 30, 2009
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