Flaaffy 

Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".

If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy

Flaaffy by Ashketchum August 8, 2013

flaffy 

combination of the words fat and fluffy. often used to describe cute cats with weight issues.

The neighbor's flaffy cat struts inside my house like she owns it.

flaffy by julipatootsie September 7, 2013

Flaffy 

When a person is feeling tired/ill/sick/bored/unhappy or all round cant be botherd...

Bob: Kyle, whats up??
Kyle: Urgh Im just feeling all flaffy today

Flaffy by Kyle Mew February 27, 2008

flaffy 

Flaffy is a word that describes a beautifull inner lips inside the female sexual organ.

During the intercourse, the male would like to see the "Flaffy", and it might help his sexual skills and enjoyment from the sexual relations.

The inner lips, or as we like to call it, "The Flaffy", is very sensitive for any wet touch, and might cause the women who owns the "Flaffy", amazing feelings and euphoric pleasure.

The "Flaffy" comes in different sizes,colors,qualities,and shapes, exactly like the male sexual organs.

The best angle to see the best shape of the "Flaffy", is when the woman is a bit sexually aroused and teased, so her vagina is wet and stretched wide open, but still, not too open.

There is another way to compliment a woman for her inner lips.
It called "Thahim", and it is a different word for the same meaning - "Flaffy" - A pair of beautifull inner lips - The meaning of life!

Shalev was amazed by the astounding vagina of his girlfriend, it had a pink,smooth and tasty "Flaffy", and he swore to me that it improved his skills in bed!

flaffy by Shalev and Tom May 31, 2006

flaffy 

Flaffy is a word that describes a beautifull inner lips inside the female sexual organ.

During the intercourse, the male would like to see the "Flaffy", and it might help his sexual skills and enjoyment from the sexual relations.

The inner lips, or as we like to call it, "The Flaffy", is very sensitive for any wet touch, and might cause the women who owns the "Flaffy", amazing feelings and euphoric pleasure.

The "Flaffy" comes in different sizes,colors,qualities,and shapes, exactly like the male sexual organs.

The best angle to see the best shape of the "Flaffy", is when the woman is a bit sexually aroused and teased, so her vagina is wet and stretched wide open, but still, not too open.

There is another way to compliment a woman for her inner lips.
It called "Thahim", and it is a different word for the same meaning - "Flaffy" - A pair of beautifull inner lips - The meaning of life!

Shalev was amazed by the astounding vagina of his girlfriend, it had a pink,smooth and tasty "Flaffy", and he swore to me that it improved his skills in bed!

flaffy by Shalev and Tom May 31, 2006

flaffy 

N. Jism, v. Slang Flaffy - Slanging Flaffy is masterbating and getting it all over the place.

guy 1: d000d last nite i slanged flaffy all over my key board, it was gross.
guy 2:..uh, k...
guy 3: AH SKEET SKEET SKEET!

flaffy by dinoz0rz December 3, 2005

Flaffy 

A feeling of euphoria , such as getting butterflies in your stomach when you see a crush , misunderstood feeling of happy

I'm feeling flaffy today
*lying on the floor laughing* ...."Flaffy"

Flaffy by Rose&Elliot June 20, 2017