falf

The tuft of hair that sticks up at the back of your head around your 'crown', usually when you get out of bed and are too idle to brush/comb your hair.
Look at his falf! Scruffy fucker could at least brush his hair!

"Just got out of bed Old Lad?", "No why?", "Because you have a King-size falf!", "Bastard! I bet I look a right prick!", "You sure do!"

by Cundrun March 15, 2007
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Falf

Adjective; Describing a person who looks funny, acts funny, or thinks stupidly.
by ATCW February 10, 2019
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Falf aslep

You want to depict a way to describe being "half asleep" but "half asleep" doesn't give that actually half asleep vibe instead you want to butcher the words so now it gives off "I'm so tired that I'm not even gonna correct my misspelling"
I'll text ya back when it's mornin I'm already falf aslep
by Stanl3y May 11, 2025
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Falf

a month and a falf ago
by walkthedoginsomefog November 29, 2021
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