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A person who doesn't like to eat mattresses .
Jimmy is a flafwat.
Flafwat by Bendew July 13, 2019
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flahf • Flahfbester • flarf • Flaherty • flaffy • flaffing • Flah • flaff • Flaffle • Flapfest
a word to use when you have no idea what else to say
tonah-"a giant octopus just ate my macaroni..."
hayley((me))- "......flahr...."
flahr by HAYLEY LOVES FLAHR May 23, 2006
Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy
Flaaffy by Ashketchum August 8, 2013
Dude hide the shit here comes a flatfoot
Flatfoot by Landamo February 15, 2004

flatfyll 

Norwegian term for the activity of starting drinking on a friday after work, then not stopping until the middle (or evening) of sunday, or as late as the work schedule demands.
- Hey, i'm going on a flatfyll in the weekend. Wanna join in?
flatfyll by dodraugen March 21, 2008

FlashForward (TV series) 

FlashForward is an American science-fiction television series airing on ABC. It is based on the 1999 novel Flashforward by Canadian science fiction writer Robert J. Sawyer. It began airing on September 24, 2009.
I'll show FlashForward (TV series) Thursday 8/7 c on abc.
FlashForward (TV series) by alybaba October 15, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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