Flatfoot

A police officer.

Dude hide the shit here comes a flatfoot

Flatfoot by Landamo February 15, 2004

Flatfoot

1: A foot that is flat because the foot arch collapsed. Usually, it is very uncomfortable and makes it hard to walk or remain on your feet for long periods of time.
2: A slanguish word for a law enforcement or government official; It is referring to the fact that usually they wear dress shoes, which don't really have any texture on the bottom, hence the name. The term was used by Crackle in the Carmen Sandiego 2019 Netflix series.

Aaron: Why is Joe having such a hard time walking?
Sarah: He has flatfoot, which makes it painful for him to walk. He is supposed to be calling the doctor on Monday to see what they can do about it.

Flatfoot by Vanguard 1998 July 17, 2022

Flatfoot

A person who is rejected by the army for having flat feet and subsequently becomes a police officer.

So this overzealous flatfoot pulled me over for going 2 miles over the speed limit, now I have a $100 ticket to pay.

Flatfoot by KØNTRA August 11, 2022

flatfoot 5ifty 6ix

this totally kick ass band which every one needs to see

flatfoot 5ifty 6ix is kicking major ass

flatfoot 5ifty 6ix by mimi March 20, 2004

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy 

A flat-footed prostitute with venereal disease. "Floogie" was a substitute for "floozie" so the song, - written by Slim Gaillard - could be played on the radio. Floy-doy. Floy-doy. Floy-doy.

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy, Louis Armstrong and the Mills Brothers, youtube.com/watch?v=yLwGna15NcI

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy by Round Heeled Floogie w/o floy October 7, 2013

flatooth

A very dimwitted or ignorant person. Refers to flat toothed herbivores found in nature; animals that are low on the food chain. Usually used as an insult.

"He's such a flatooth, I really pity him."

flatooth by Scott McCaffree April 6, 2008

flattfoot 

1. a police officer

2.an idiot

there both flattfoots

flattfoot by xlilferret24x ( an editor ) April 26, 2009