Flabbercocked 

To be extremely tired of being dicked.

Damn the boss won't get off my ass and I am just so flabbercocked after that gayngbang.

Flabbercocked by Lukejo September 20, 2016

flobbercocked

when you are so shocked you pp does a backflip

Bro I was flobbercocked after that crazy lap dance lunch

flobbercocked by PiperXAndrew April 6, 2022

flabberfucked 

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

flabberfucked by EMandrew June 23, 2009

flabberfucked 

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

flabberfucked by EvilM00s June 17, 2009

flabberjacked 

confused and don'know what is going onin the world

i'm fucking flabberjacked

flabberjacked by joshua morton July 9, 2004

Flabberfucked 

When a fat ugly person eye fucks you.

Ben-"dude that fat ugly bitch just checked you out"
Tad-" Shit man i just got flabberfucked"

Flabberfucked by jabadiahh October 4, 2011

Flabberfucked 

after reading fanfiction and feeling relived and calm from the briallnt steamy read. lets you release your hornieness even in lessons

gabby is feeling rather flabberfucked after that cool fanfiction

Flabberfucked by #selfie#noway#England May 10, 2019