flabbercock 

A person who is really interesting but a bit of a dick!

You are such a flabbercock?

flabbercock by V&B June 12, 2011

flobbercocked

when you are so shocked you pp does a backflip

Bro I was flobbercocked after that crazy lap dance lunch

flobbercocked by PiperXAndrew April 6, 2022

flabberjack 

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.

We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.

flabberjack by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

flabbernackle 

dinner fork

I'm going to need a seperate flabbernackle for my salad.

flabbernackle by mondy August 11, 2003

flabberknockle 

Pronounced (flab-er-noc-ol)
1) Not right in one's opinion

2) Messed up; Unfair

1) You heard your girlfriend got a blow cramp from me? That's flabbernockle, she's way too fugly for me.

2) Man I was dying when that cunt slapped you. That was some straight flabberknockle bullshit.

flabberknockle by cpizzl July 27, 2006

Flabbernackers 

The gathering of fat and skin that oozes over the edges of clothing. It located near the chest and armpits. Sometimes can leak out the back.

It is embarrassing when my FLABBERNACKERS spill over top of my dress.
When my FLABBERNACKERS are sweaty they make small farting sounds and stick to my loved ones.

Flabbernackers by Flabb Flubb May 22, 2010

flabbergookered 

Basically, your flabbergasted, triggered, and shook all at the same time.

Levi was flabbergookered when he got his test score back.

flabbergookered by dawnbreaker3000daisy November 21, 2016