flobbercocked

when you are so shocked you pp does a backflip

Bro I was flobbercocked after that crazy lap dance lunch

flobbercocked by PiperXAndrew April 6, 2022

Flabbercocked 

To be extremely tired of being dicked.

Damn the boss won't get off my ass and I am just so flabbercocked after that gayngbang.

Flabbercocked by Lukejo September 20, 2016

FLABERCOCKED 

SEX POSITION
When you are having sex with a woman and you ask her questions and everytime she starts to answer proceed to full burying you dick inside her flabergasting her.

GUY 1: BRO I FLABERCOCKED THIS GIRL ALL NIGHT
GUY 2: GANG SHIT

FLABERCOCKED by THE FLABERCOCKER November 29, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004