Fitched 

1. a level of drunkeness that exceeds "wasted" or "f'ed up".

2. a level of drunkeness that includes violent outbursts, regretable hook-ups, verbal confrontations, and holes in walls, doors, etc., that you have to be told of the next morning b/c you don't remember anything.

3. can include cowboy boots and other funny accesories.

"man, you were fitched last night"

"he's drunk... wait no, he's FITCHED"

Fitched by Michael C May 21, 2005

Fitched 

To screw up royally for no reason. When all is well and perfect and things are going smoothly then one decides to over complicate something for no reason what so ever. With a end result that leads to an epic loss without warrant of common sense. Yet doing it with the utmost entitlment and confidence.

The race car driver was in the lead until he fitched it by turned the wheel into the wall it for no reason and losing the race. Then saying it was part of the plan. When in reality there is no thought process behind it at all.

Fitched by Sad truth January 3, 2017

far-fetched 

adjective

-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable

Everybody was hoping for him to change, but it remains far-fetched.

far-fetched by Kirby Ocastro November 3, 2007

Farve-Fetched 

Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.

Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched

Farve-Fetched by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009

fitches 

plural for fitch:- a good looking or 'fit' young lady or 'bitch'.
i.e a fitch.

as cruising down the high street you may come across a group of attractive young women;
'oi mate, check out the fitches!'

fitches by alex jones August 27, 2003

flitched 

hit rock bottom
snap
emotionally drained

Im flitched because nothing is going my way, im stuck, cannot study or work, exhausted, worried, under the same roof with my expartner, angry, sad. and you coming at me with these things, you who i adore so much, just put the boot into me.

flitched by Krkič May 8, 2020

Atticus Finched 

A phrase said after a hype play in a first person shooter (mainly tf2). Named after a scene in To Kill a Mockingbird were Atticus shoots a dog from very far away.

Person 1: *Gets a cool kill in a FPS*
Person 1: That kid just got Atticus Finched!

Atticus Finched by Cypig June 22, 2019