Fitching

Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.

Fitch: my faultttttt 6 packkkkkk?

Henry: stop fitching.

by My Fault May 3, 2011

Fitching

In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.

He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.

What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.

by MMath January 6, 2012

the fitch

when you are scared to buy condoms so you put in in the rear

" Hey Lochy I'm going to have to do "The fitch" I'm way too scared to buy those condoms"

by fitcheypooo June 14, 2023

FITCH

An acronym that stands for frequently inhale the chronic herb.

In simpler terms, the act of smoking weed.

I like to FITCH as soon as I wake up.

by oliver spitts December 16, 2019

fitch

Commonly called a "polecat", but, the fitch is not a cat, and neither is it a skunk (which is also called a "polecat"). The fitch is the wild ancestor of the (domesticated) ferret.

I sure am glad someone decided to try to tame a fitch 10,000 years ago, because I just love my sweet little ferret.

by Jill Gibb June 11, 2006

fitches

plural for fitch:- a good looking or 'fit' young lady or 'bitch'.
i.e a fitch.

as cruising down the high street you may come across a group of attractive young women;
'oi mate, check out the fitches!'

by alex jones August 27, 2003

Fitch

What dogs in South Africa (pronounced "Sauth Ifrikka" by South Africans) do when you throw them a stick or a ball.

"Fitch, boy! Fitch it!!!"

by MagickDio April 23, 2010