Fitchet

aka "fitch", "fitchew", "polecat" (neither a cat nor a skunk). The fitchet is the wild animal (closely related to minks and weasels) from which the domesticated ferret was bred.

My ferrets were too nice, so I tied my estrus jill (female ferret) outside so that a local fitchet would impregnate her so she would produce some real good rabbit hunting offspring.

Fitchet by Jill Hob July 15, 2009

Fatchet 

Fat and ratchet

Wow that chick you were with last night was fatchet.

Fatchet by Whodat201 April 11, 2015

futchet 

(fyoo-chit) N. a young, future ratchet. A ratchet being a diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

a younger female, usually under 18, that you know just by looking at her that she will for sure become a ratchet. a future generation ratchet. ratchet

*This ghetto, underage night club is filled with nothing but futchets.

futchet by Tomchew87 June 3, 2014

fitches 

plural for fitch:- a good looking or 'fit' young lady or 'bitch'.
i.e a fitch.

as cruising down the high street you may come across a group of attractive young women;
'oi mate, check out the fitches!'

fitches by alex jones August 27, 2003

fatchet 

This is a specific type of ratchet...one juicy j would likely say no to. This is a very large woman that also has ratchet tendencies (see ratchet). She tends to be the one dancing on tables/counters at parties when no one wants to see her there.

"That girl is a straight ratchet bro..."
"Do you see how big she is? She's a fatchet!!!"

"Oh shit there's a fatchet dancing on the table again and she's stripping...nobody wants to see that"

fatchet by Crainwreck July 13, 2013

Fitched 

1. a level of drunkeness that exceeds "wasted" or "f'ed up".

2. a level of drunkeness that includes violent outbursts, regretable hook-ups, verbal confrontations, and holes in walls, doors, etc., that you have to be told of the next morning b/c you don't remember anything.

3. can include cowboy boots and other funny accesories.

"man, you were fitched last night"

"he's drunk... wait no, he's FITCHED"

Fitched by Michael C May 21, 2005

Abercrombie and Fitcher 

A hockey player who tends to be a tad bit overweight. The person typically has a name similar to Fitch, for example, Fisher. Abercrombie and Fitcher's are good at the sport and are particularly well-liked by their teammates.

Hey, Abercrombie and Fitcher!

What?
You're fat.

Abercrombie and Fitcher by Mohawks January 1, 2010