fitchen

An EXTREMELY stupid person, or the top of the line stupid.

almost retarded! notice the word "extreme"

God damn, that guy is so mother f***ing fitchen.

by daniel greene December 26, 2006

skitchin my fitchin

you down?
ya dig?
ya wit me?

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.

by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019

Helene fischen

When someone says he's going to party, but only to German hit songs (Schlager).

Me: What are you doing tonight?
Him: I will be helene fischen tonight. Do you wanna come too?

by MemoryFreezer October 14, 2018

Fitching up

Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.

I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.

We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.

That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.

by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012

Fitching

Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.

Fitch: my faultttttt 6 packkkkkk?

Henry: stop fitching.

by My Fault May 3, 2011

Fitching

In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.

He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.

What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.

by MMath January 6, 2012

finchen

The word is an adjective used to signify that something is the best or 'coolest' of it's type

Dude, that party last night was finchen!

by partygnome August 21, 2004