1. a level of drunkeness that exceeds "wasted" or "f'ed up".
2. a level of drunkeness that includes violent outbursts, regretable hook-ups, verbal confrontations, and holes in walls, doors, etc., that you have to be told of the next morning b/c you don't remember anything.
3. can include cowboy boots and other funny accesories.
2. a level of drunkeness that includes violent outbursts, regretable hook-ups, verbal confrontations, and holes in walls, doors, etc., that you have to be told of the next morning b/c you don't remember anything.
3. can include cowboy boots and other funny accesories.
by Michael C May 21, 2005

To screw up royally for no reason. When all is well and perfect and things are going smoothly then one decides to over complicate something for no reason what so ever. With a end result that leads to an epic loss without warrant of common sense. Yet doing it with the utmost entitlment and confidence.
The race car driver was in the lead until he fitched it by turned the wheel into the wall it for no reason and losing the race. Then saying it was part of the plan. When in reality there is no thought process behind it at all.
by Sad truth January 03, 2017

Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.
by My Fault May 03, 2011

In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.
He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.
What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.
What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.
by MMath January 06, 2012

by fitcheypooo June 14, 2023

An acronym that stands for frequently inhale the chronic herb.
In simpler terms, the act of smoking weed.
In simpler terms, the act of smoking weed.
by oliver spitts December 16, 2019

Commonly called a "polecat", but, the fitch is not a cat, and neither is it a skunk (which is also called a "polecat"). The fitch is the wild ancestor of the (domesticated) ferret.
I sure am glad someone decided to try to tame a fitch 10,000 years ago, because I just love my sweet little ferret.
by Jill Gibb June 11, 2006
