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fitches

plural for fitch:- a good looking or 'fit' young lady or 'bitch'.
i.e a fitch.
as cruising down the high street you may come across a group of attractive young women;
'oi mate, check out the fitches!'
by alex jones August 27, 2003
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Fitches

Describes a group of fuck boys and bitches.

F(uck boys)+ (B)itches
"Look over there, Fitches!"
"I don't wanna be a part of Fitches."
by idontfckingcare August 30, 2017
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Ameriposteagle & Fitchister

Let's go shopping this weekend. I want some of those jeans at Ameriposteagle & Fitchister.
by Bennett Hansen & Joel Peterson November 10, 2008
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Fitched

1. a level of drunkeness that exceeds "wasted" or "f'ed up".

2. a level of drunkeness that includes violent outbursts, regretable hook-ups, verbal confrontations, and holes in walls, doors, etc., that you have to be told of the next morning b/c you don't remember anything.

3. can include cowboy boots and other funny accesories.
"man, you were fitched last night"

"he's drunk... wait no, he's FITCHED"
by Michael C May 21, 2005
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Abercrombie and Fitcher

A hockey player who tends to be a tad bit overweight. The person typically has a name similar to Fitch, for example, Fisher. Abercrombie and Fitcher's are good at the sport and are particularly well-liked by their teammates.
by Mohawks January 1, 2010
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Fitchett

Fitchett The abilty to determine the difference between wanker, wench and douche.
"Oh non-wanker/wench, I can sense your a douche, its my Fitchett blood"

"I can tell that I'm a wanker, because I am a Fitchett"

"Beardface, your wifes a wench! If i wern't an amazing Fitchett you wouldn't have known that"

"No really wench...your such a douche"
by Joel Collett April 16, 2009
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Fitched

To screw up royally for no reason. When all is well and perfect and things are going smoothly then one decides to over complicate something for no reason what so ever. With a end result that leads to an epic loss without warrant of common sense. Yet doing it with the utmost entitlment and confidence.
The race car driver was in the lead until he fitched it by turned the wheel into the wall it for no reason and losing the race. Then saying it was part of the plan. When in reality there is no thought process behind it at all.
by Sad truth January 3, 2017
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