fitches
as cruising down the high street you may come across a group of attractive young women;
'oi mate, check out the fitches!'
'oi mate, check out the fitches!'
fitches by alex jones August 27, 2003
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Fitches
Fitches by idontfckingcare August 30, 2017
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Ameriposteagle & Fitchister by Bennett Hansen & Joel Peterson November 10, 2008
Fitched
1. a level of drunkeness that exceeds "wasted" or "f'ed up".
2. a level of drunkeness that includes violent outbursts, regretable hook-ups, verbal confrontations, and holes in walls, doors, etc., that you have to be told of the next morning b/c you don't remember anything.
3. can include cowboy boots and other funny accesories.
2. a level of drunkeness that includes violent outbursts, regretable hook-ups, verbal confrontations, and holes in walls, doors, etc., that you have to be told of the next morning b/c you don't remember anything.
3. can include cowboy boots and other funny accesories.
Abercrombie and Fitcher
A hockey player who tends to be a tad bit overweight. The person typically has a name similar to Fitch, for example, Fisher. Abercrombie and Fitcher's are good at the sport and are particularly well-liked by their teammates.
Abercrombie and Fitcher by Mohawks January 1, 2010
Fitchett
"Oh non-wanker/wench, I can sense your a douche, its my Fitchett blood"
"I can tell that I'm a wanker, because I am a Fitchett"
"Beardface, your wifes a wench! If i wern't an amazing Fitchett you wouldn't have known that"
"No really wench...your such a douche"
"I can tell that I'm a wanker, because I am a Fitchett"
"Beardface, your wifes a wench! If i wern't an amazing Fitchett you wouldn't have known that"
"No really wench...your such a douche"
Fitchett by Joel Collett April 16, 2009
Fitched
To screw up royally for no reason. When all is well and perfect and things are going smoothly then one decides to over complicate something for no reason what so ever. With a end result that leads to an epic loss without warrant of common sense. Yet doing it with the utmost entitlment and confidence.
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