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Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
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far-fetched 

adjective

-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable
Everybody was hoping for him to change, but it remains far-fetched.
far-fetched by Kirby Ocastro November 3, 2007
Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use
Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.
Fanched by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017
Wow that chick you were with last night was fatchet.
Fatchet by Whodat201 April 11, 2015

Fatcheeks 

A very cute girl , that just has the greatest smile ever seen in the world. Even know she doesn't know how perfect she really is, much as they say she can be more than anyone can think. She's more than amazing person, she's the most important thing to have on your side. Even know she doesn't like drama, she will still find a way to kick your ass. This girl has the greatest personality and you be lucky to have her in your life.
I love you fatcheeks
Fatcheeks by Alwaysfatcheeks January 12, 2018

Farve-Fetched 

Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.
Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched
Farve-Fetched by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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