fatched

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Italian for Faced.

Yo when we got to the bar i was already fatched.

by ma duddee June 28, 2006

Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019

far-fetched

adjective

-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable

Everybody was hoping for him to change, but it remains far-fetched.

by Kirby Ocastro November 3, 2007

Fanched

Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use

Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.

by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017

Fatchet

Fat and ratchet

Wow that chick you were with last night was fatchet.

by Whodat201 April 11, 2015

Fatcheeks

A very cute girl , that just has the greatest smile ever seen in the world. Even know she doesn't know how perfect she really is, much as they say she can be more than anyone can think. She's more than amazing person, she's the most important thing to have on your side. Even know she doesn't like drama, she will still find a way to kick your ass. This girl has the greatest personality and you be lucky to have her in your life.

I love you fatcheeks

by Alwaysfatcheeks January 12, 2018

Farve-Fetched

Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.

Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched

by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009