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fistivities 

1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.

2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'

2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
fistivities by iKaite July 14, 2009
Related Words
Pistachio in Turkish, also meens "sweetie" in Turkish, used as a pet name.
"Goodnight my little fistik!"
fistik by Puma69 August 8, 2007

fistinite 

Metroids rule is a fistinite
fistinite by Anonymous July 28, 2003

fistipig 

Night club bouncers, doorman or security staff.
The drunk was thrown out of the nightclub by the fistipig.
fistipig by Rona Bell April 18, 2008

fistivities 

A feast, holiday, celebration, weekend or evening out that leaves you physically, emotionally, financially, morally and spiritually wrecked.
I am feeling terrible after last weekend's fistivities
fistivities by Brad Kenyon October 11, 2003

fistizio 

Fistizio is when ur partner (the girl) gets on a full hand stand. Then you proceed to fuck her anally for several hours straight. Then when you are about to finish you push her over. Then when she goes to get up you cum in her eyes
Ya i fistizioed my girl for 4 and a half hours last night. She couldn't even see this morning.
fistizio by fistizio15 January 3, 2009